THREE DAYS

Three days ‘till what? Maybe you don’t care, but I DO! :DDD  MY COUSINS ARE COMING YAHHHH AKJHGALSOEIYGKJWNGLAKIHlkgi]uqy2p498ehslkjdva sdj
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Sorry for the keyboard spasm.
But I don’t feel like deleting it. >:P
So these days I’m living in deviantart, which is an awesome place if you like drawing and stuff.
And there are lots of awesome artists out there. :D
I’m wondering what to do when my cousins are here. I mean, there’s not much to do when you’re stuck at home besides the computer. And we can’t have five kids crowding around a computer. So what do we do?
I mean, they’re all boys, so I can’t make them cook or something. We’ll probably end up spending three weeks on Starcraft and other videogames, especially on the XBOX. I wish they were awesome at drawing (who knows, maybe they had such hidden talent that they never told us of) so that we can all draw together, but I doubt that..
We can play card games (funfunfunfunfun) and board games (a bit less fun), and maybe teach them English (for maybe obvious reasons). Because they’re from ***(Insert censored Country Name Here)***.
Do we all sit on the couch and play the ‘get up first and you lose’ game?
Or do we--
I dunno.
I just hope we don’t end up sleeping three weeks straight or something. Something fun, I hope.
The time will come.
Three days.
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MUST GROW SO COUSIN NOT TALLER THAN ME BUT I DOUBT THAT BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE GREW A LOT OVER THE YEAR AND I DIDN’T NOT MUCH.

This is a sincere prayer:
O Dear God, let me miraculously grow three inches in three days. Thank you. In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord,
Amen.

3-1 Day; Short? Still keep hope!

Happy 3-1 절! Celebrate Yoo Kwan Sun (유관순) and many other brave citizens’ peaceful fight for Korean freedom!

 

And I found this awesome website that shows you how to grow: http://www.kyungnamki.com/?id=jp50

SO awesome. Now I have a very little, perhaps still no hope. Congrats, Bob, you have a 77% chance of growing!

For those of you who cannot read Korean,

I can’t translate the whole page, but the 77% thing is…

Probability of Growth:

Environment: 26%
Exercise: 20%
Influence: 31%
Genetic: 23%

YOUR CHILD HAS AT LEAST A 77% CHANCE OF GROWTH! If your child’s height is not of the tallest, and does not have the genes of tallness, the other factors in growth such as influence and daily environment make up the 77% chance of your child’s growth possibility.

(Must not get too much stress; Must have enough nutrients and vitamins; Must do many exercises energizing and helping the growth-part-of-your-body (not sure how to say it in English), and parents’ love and care.)

Wow, as if I hadn’t heard this already… but now that they’ve made an official website for short people wishing to grow more, I feel at least 1% of the hope I did not have.

Fish Sticks

The Fish Stick method does not work. I guarantee you. However, it is vital that you know I have tried it, which is where I come up with my theoretically valid conclusion. Although the procedure was tested on one person, I have only one person at disposal, unless I'd like to dispose someone else.
Which I didn't really have the time to.
The disposed person is me, by the way.


SO. Anyway.

Today, in order to finish homework quickly, I ate fish sticks.
There were four.
I ate 3 and 3/4.
That 1/4 left was killing me.
But I left it on the plate, with the taste of fish sticks still in my mouth (and hot sauce, because I'm so Asian), and I in fact, tried to do all of my homework and keep looking at it but not eat it, so I’d do homework quickly, and I’d sleep early (and eat the remaining 1/4 fish stick). Somehow, it made perfect sense.
Seeming that right now, it is 11:37, it has not worked.

When it got late, I decided I might want to eat it before it was too late. But per my friend’s advice, it was already too late to eat. Which was, like, ten thirty. So here I am, sulking and staring at this stale (is it possible?) fish stick. No. Stale quarter of a fish stick. Which will, theoretically, never be eaten, because it’s stale. Oh, yeah. And the little hot sauce puddle.

Can fish sticks get stale?

I guess so.

Whatever.

The only point here is,

don’t use fish sticks to lure yourself for doing homework quickly.

In my case,

I forgot about it.

D: Which wasn’t exactly supposed to happen.

But there aren't supposed to and not supposed to's in life, aren't there? Everything happens for a reason. And only one thing happens at that. No supposed to. Just. This happened.

So, this is what happened.

I slept late.

Actually, I didn't sleep, but right now it's late, so I'm going to sleep late.

High School Confusion

So… here is the time in which all eighth graders in Holmdel who are at least a bit interested in applying for any vocational school are stuck in a very confusing, conflicting predicament.

So right now, my options are:

Communications

High Tech

Holmdel

 

And then I think about it, and I go, hey, I remember when I was in kindergarten and a kid bullied me, and now I’m thinking about what high school I’m going to?

This is scary.

Weird, too, because you’re all like ‘OOH HIGH SCHOOLERS. HIGH SCHOOL. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. HIGH SCHOOL LOCKERS. HIGH SCHOOL SAT. HIGH SCHOOL HOMEWORK. HIGH SCHOOL STUDYING.”

Then you start noticing things, like the students there, what they study,

and you realize they’re closer than you think.

Well, that’s what I thought, at least.

 

So, right now, I really need to get less short so that when I go to high school, they don’t think I went to the wrong school or something.

 

“Uhh… I’m sorry, but this is the bus for Holmdel/High-Tech, not Indian Hill.”

Yeah I gotta sleep. Bahbye.

i am not going to live life vertically challenged

The title.
Is pretty self explanatory.

So i will not:
log onto gmail unless i HAVE to
log onto ANYTHING unless I have to
distract myself
start wandering off somewhere else
forget that I'm doing homework
come up with a story idea and then get trailed off and write for an hour or two
doodle on the corner of every paper for nearly thirty minutes
stare at the wall
dilly dally for like two hours after school
say I will start it 'tomorrow' (every day)

So I will:
try to be quick in everything
do as much homework in school as possible
come home and do homework as soon as I come home
try to somehow fit in jump-roping into my schedule so that I do not, the title, live life vertically challenged
AND
I will still maintain a life.

Whew this is going to be hard because:

I am super slow
I am super duper slow.
I am super duper mooper cooper pooper slow.
AND
I don't like fast,
unless you get a prize.
:D prize!

If I do this for a week, I will earn a piece of candy.



HAHA! My plan is flawless now! It is perfect, foolproof, THE way to get yourself to do homework before eleven!

I will make it a contract.
See?

THIS IS ALL ADMITTED BY:

Celine Choo

Dangit, there's no script font in blogger. D:




...I just realized. Making this post is breaking all of the rules.
D:


...Tomorrow.