Fish Sticks

The Fish Stick method does not work. I guarantee you. However, it is vital that you know I have tried it, which is where I come up with my theoretically valid conclusion. Although the procedure was tested on one person, I have only one person at disposal, unless I'd like to dispose someone else.
Which I didn't really have the time to.
The disposed person is me, by the way.


SO. Anyway.

Today, in order to finish homework quickly, I ate fish sticks.
There were four.
I ate 3 and 3/4.
That 1/4 left was killing me.
But I left it on the plate, with the taste of fish sticks still in my mouth (and hot sauce, because I'm so Asian), and I in fact, tried to do all of my homework and keep looking at it but not eat it, so I’d do homework quickly, and I’d sleep early (and eat the remaining 1/4 fish stick). Somehow, it made perfect sense.
Seeming that right now, it is 11:37, it has not worked.

When it got late, I decided I might want to eat it before it was too late. But per my friend’s advice, it was already too late to eat. Which was, like, ten thirty. So here I am, sulking and staring at this stale (is it possible?) fish stick. No. Stale quarter of a fish stick. Which will, theoretically, never be eaten, because it’s stale. Oh, yeah. And the little hot sauce puddle.

Can fish sticks get stale?

I guess so.

Whatever.

The only point here is,

don’t use fish sticks to lure yourself for doing homework quickly.

In my case,

I forgot about it.

D: Which wasn’t exactly supposed to happen.

But there aren't supposed to and not supposed to's in life, aren't there? Everything happens for a reason. And only one thing happens at that. No supposed to. Just. This happened.

So, this is what happened.

I slept late.

Actually, I didn't sleep, but right now it's late, so I'm going to sleep late.

The Compliment-Insult Cycle

When your friend becomes all negative and starts insulting themself, saying they’re bad at _______:

You:

Deny it, even if you doubt it a bit yourself, too, and start complimenting them massively.

 

When your friend is still all negative and is still insulting him/herself, now coming up with better reasons to why they’re stupid than your random claims to why they’re smart:

You:

Suddenly switch to the subject of your flaws and insecurities, and start insulting yourself.

 

And here, the Compliment-Insult Cycle begins.

BUT.

When your best friend becomes all negative and starts insulting him/herself, saying they’re bad at _____, you:

Agree.

itty bitty tips #2

Why do you care to even read this blog? 
I don't know. You ask yourself. Go ahead. don't worry, I'll wait.


here's an itty tip.
PRESENTATIONS ARE HORRIBLY HORRIBLE.


There are many horribly horrible things in this horribly horrible world. I mean, this world is awesome, but it's just cool to say horribly horrible twice in a sentence, don't you think that's horribly horrible?
Anyway,
I had a presentation today.
Presentations are HORRIBLY HORRIBLE. because you know what? I was nearly SPAZZING out in front of the class.


NEVER A GREAT THING.


because trust me, i was taking a deep breath in, deep breath out, nervously clasped my hands, and I was like, "UH did you read the book hoot over the summer? i did, and i liked it alot. "


and at some point mr t wrote down something IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PRESENTATION and i was like scared. i think i made a mistake and then he wrote something anyway i made stuff up because i forgot but it went on smoothly.....






WHEW it's over. i hope i don't have any other presentations. because that'll be the worstest thing ever. just horribly horrible.


so here's a tip. practice MORE than six times. i don't care if you teacher tells you if you practice six times you'll be okay, but as far as i've experienced, you need to practice MORE than six times. trust me.


you will, won't you? trust me, i mean.
thanks... that's nice.
xD

ITTY - INSIDE TIPS TO YOU!!!

ITTY. do you know what that is???? it's Inside Tips To You. I just made that so it fits to sound like itty. actaully its inside tips on life. itol. but that doesn't sound cool... so i changed it. just a bit. And put some words to fit it. Technically its just inside tips. But you can' go around reading ITs... that's too boring. Hey what you doing? Reading IT. Really? whussat? Inside Tips. Oh? Yeah.
You know? i think itty sounds WAY awesomer. i think. what you think?

it's all up to you, like really. N u cant tak lik dis cuz den ur teechers gunnuh B soooo mad like their like so ttly mad @ u for doin this N whussuh rong witt dis?

sorry that was just for fun. you should try that. it's really hard. I mean, if you're like me. Otherwise, if you type like that and write like that normally on a daily basis, you're not going to have such a hard time with everything or anything...

well... everything is up to you!! isn't that HORRIBLE!!!! there's no teachers to tell you what you're going for next period, there's no teacher who's responsible for your lateness. You have to get there on time. ANd you have to know where you're going. The scary part is, if you get to the wrong class, it's up to you to get to the right class. and if you're lost, you're lost. it's all up to you. you can miss class, be late, whatever you want. it's not that usual organized atmosphere where they're going to tell you... "alright, class... next is literacy! right next door... see you tomorrow! bye!" No. they're just like, "test tomorrow! don't forget! oh, and who's that who left a binder in row three? is that yours, Jessica? No? Who's is it? Okay, then can you give it to her? is her locker near yours? okay, thanks! Okay!!! Don't forget. study for the test tomorrow!!! byee! test tomorrow!" and all...

horrible presentation coming up, on the THIRD DAY OF SCHOOL. i am horribly mad.

you think?

and they don't tell you to go to lunch! so the horrible thing is, you might go to lunch accidentally at the wrong time!!!!
IT'S ALL BY YOURSELF!!!!
do you know horrible that is???
but i guess when you get used to it...it starts to get cool. then boring. then annoying. im at the "horrible" stage. what you think?